KEITH AND I ALMOST GOT BLAIR WITCH'D LAST NIGHT NEAR THE RESERVOIR!
it keeps getting harder and harder to tell/explain my college major to people "out-of-the-loop"
props to kelly vetter for a HOTT grad party, leaving at least a good, soild 10 weeks for a neighborhood summer love affair. alright.
Clouds In My Coffee
Saturday, May 31, 2003
Thursday, May 29, 2003
when i pulled into palomar i was feeling half-past dead
OH MAN. BIG BYRON NEWS!
1) he might not be doing his june roadtrip. roadtrip! and he's already asked for those two weeks off from work! what's he going to do now?
2) he is one step closer to being this season's Sixth Munther. ask him how he did showing tony how to use a computer!
3) people in arizona don't use their passenger side mirror. that's why he "busted" his off! so rad...
OH MAN. BIG BYRON NEWS!
1) he might not be doing his june roadtrip. roadtrip! and he's already asked for those two weeks off from work! what's he going to do now?
2) he is one step closer to being this season's Sixth Munther. ask him how he did showing tony how to use a computer!
3) people in arizona don't use their passenger side mirror. that's why he "busted" his off! so rad...
Wednesday, May 28, 2003
it's been nearly a month since i last refueled the machine named FOCUS. call that fuel efficient!
what can be said of today other than i overslept (930AM) coordinated dinner, and watched tomb raider with my pop. yes, pop is that hip.
call 529-rent-a-son for all your moving duties come thursday. up YOURS keith, i am sleeping at the new house, in YOUR room, before you.
what can be said of today other than i overslept (930AM) coordinated dinner, and watched tomb raider with my pop. yes, pop is that hip.
call 529-rent-a-son for all your moving duties come thursday. up YOURS keith, i am sleeping at the new house, in YOUR room, before you.
Tuesday, May 27, 2003
this morning has placed me in the year 1995.
1995? yes, after 8 years, i've finally taken the time to listen to the epic mellon collie and the infinite sadness (smashing pumpkins). if it wasnt a 2 cd set, i'd have little sister Steph listen to it to get her input on what she thinks. come to think of it, a side project (aside from the 2-3 keith/jason produced reality show pilots) for this summer could materilize into a big brother/little sister music review page. an aging 23yr old has-been AND an angry 12yr old 6th grader? things have stopped being polite.
1995? yes, after 8 years, i've finally taken the time to listen to the epic mellon collie and the infinite sadness (smashing pumpkins). if it wasnt a 2 cd set, i'd have little sister Steph listen to it to get her input on what she thinks. come to think of it, a side project (aside from the 2-3 keith/jason produced reality show pilots) for this summer could materilize into a big brother/little sister music review page. an aging 23yr old has-been AND an angry 12yr old 6th grader? things have stopped being polite.
Monday, May 26, 2003
if i don't have work or school this summer, is it safe to say that my weekend neither begins nor ends?
despite waking up at 1030AM i managed to get the shepard's share of work done. massive lawncare, minimal golf, too much FIFA Soccer 2003, and a fairshare of Trading Spaces.
although these past days did not include pipebombs, the casino was my idea.
A PLEA TO CALIFORNIA: send our friends back now!
despite waking up at 1030AM i managed to get the shepard's share of work done. massive lawncare, minimal golf, too much FIFA Soccer 2003, and a fairshare of Trading Spaces.
although these past days did not include pipebombs, the casino was my idea.
A PLEA TO CALIFORNIA: send our friends back now!
Saturday, May 24, 2003
for once i go to windsor and not drive
i go there while everyone is in sun-sun-cali, dude.
i've watched 3/4 of erin brockovich and they're called boobs, ed.
finally i know how to raise my future children thanks to the help of Dr. John Rosemond.
fact of the day: keith can fit two timbits in his mouth... can he do three?
i go there while everyone is in sun-sun-cali, dude.
i've watched 3/4 of erin brockovich and they're called boobs, ed.
finally i know how to raise my future children thanks to the help of Dr. John Rosemond.
fact of the day: keith can fit two timbits in his mouth... can he do three?
Thursday, May 22, 2003
since i get bored and keith gets bored and we're both seperated by 60-odd miles, i have spent my freetime wisely, doing some internet related sleuthing to discover this LIST. keith, look a this and get yourself informed, know your competition. you s(k)in tone is working against you right now...
file this under: BADASS
twenty after twelve and i have yet to put on pants. this means i have successfully adjusted to summertime.
the Number One i have been listening to the most this week/last week is the about a boy soundtrack composed by badly drawn boy. stephanie says it's "GAY". mom likes it. i love it. while you're out and about, buy me the movie too.
the Number One i have been listening to the most this week/last week is the about a boy soundtrack composed by badly drawn boy. stephanie says it's "GAY". mom likes it. i love it. while you're out and about, buy me the movie too.
Wednesday, May 21, 2003
two observations over coffee before 9am.
1) Kate Couric is one mega-fine OW (older woman)
2) What the fuh is Ricky Martin doing singing livin la vida loca on the Today Show this morning. I am living a Groundhog Day, waking up to 1998 over again?
Scotty said he remembers when blogs used to be like that. here here, scotty.
i mentioned coffee earlier which reminds me that Aspen Bagel had a birthday and i got a free Iced Latte. we also looked in their women's bathroom to decide if we like the paint color. we = Mom and I.
1) Kate Couric is one mega-fine OW (older woman)
2) What the fuh is Ricky Martin doing singing livin la vida loca on the Today Show this morning. I am living a Groundhog Day, waking up to 1998 over again?
Scotty said he remembers when blogs used to be like that. here here, scotty.
i mentioned coffee earlier which reminds me that Aspen Bagel had a birthday and i got a free Iced Latte. we also looked in their women's bathroom to decide if we like the paint color. we = Mom and I.
Tuesday, May 20, 2003
remember when blogs read like this:
...scotty don't work too hard. ana i'll call you tonight. marky, jason, and kristin good luck with school. becky i sent you email... school sucks.
do you remember?
with today's rain i cannot mow the BIG lawn that pays $15. i will get my $5 haircut and maybe see what's wrong with Aunt Ruth's dryer - it better not be drywall kittens again.
keith thinks of me as a phone number napster. so if you need someone's personal information call me up. i just might have it.
...scotty don't work too hard. ana i'll call you tonight. marky, jason, and kristin good luck with school. becky i sent you email... school sucks.
do you remember?
with today's rain i cannot mow the BIG lawn that pays $15. i will get my $5 haircut and maybe see what's wrong with Aunt Ruth's dryer - it better not be drywall kittens again.
keith thinks of me as a phone number napster. so if you need someone's personal information call me up. i just might have it.
Sunday, May 18, 2003
if my house gets hit by anymore MF paintballs. i know where you live.
so that incident yesterday (SATURDAY) made me mad, but i slept on it and failed to react irrationally. i did manage to watch brotherhood of the wolf which is NOT about a werewolf therefore earning a meager B-, this is spinal tap (with audio commentary by the band ON) earning an A, and catch me if you can awarded the A-. note there i a big difference between an A- and an A.
on top of that, my favorite Kristin did call giving me more reason to celebrate Malcolm X Day.
i am also sorry for all of those people traveling to California this week. come home soon.
so that incident yesterday (SATURDAY) made me mad, but i slept on it and failed to react irrationally. i did manage to watch brotherhood of the wolf which is NOT about a werewolf therefore earning a meager B-, this is spinal tap (with audio commentary by the band ON) earning an A, and catch me if you can awarded the A-. note there i a big difference between an A- and an A.
on top of that, my favorite Kristin did call giving me more reason to celebrate Malcolm X Day.
i am also sorry for all of those people traveling to California this week. come home soon.
if my house gets hit by anymore MF paintballs. i know where you live.
so that incident yesterday (SATURDAY) made me mad, but i slept on it and failed to react irrationally. i did manage to watch brotherhood of the wolf which is NOT about a werewolf therefore earning a meager B-, this is spinal tap (with audio commentary by the band ON) earning an A, and catch me if you can awarded the A-. note there i a big difference between an A- and an A.
on top of that, my favorite Kristin did call giving me more reason to celebrate Malcolm X Day.
i am also sorry for all of those people traveling to California this week. come home soon.
so that incident yesterday (SATURDAY) made me mad, but i slept on it and failed to react irrationally. i did manage to watch brotherhood of the wolf which is NOT about a werewolf therefore earning a meager B-, this is spinal tap (with audio commentary by the band ON) earning an A, and catch me if you can awarded the A-. note there i a big difference between an A- and an A.
on top of that, my favorite Kristin did call giving me more reason to celebrate Malcolm X Day.
i am also sorry for all of those people traveling to California this week. come home soon.
Friday, May 16, 2003
the best idea this summer hits Cleveland
REO Speedwagon is playing live on Direct TV. there's only one person besides myself that would truly appreciate this and they're missing it. did i mention i am taping it?
Jesse Schlarb US Tour hits Mansfield, OHIO this weekend. are you ready for the 21st century's version of rape, pillage,and plunder? by this i am referring to the Greek Festival and the Chili cook-off. togas, check. mustaches, check.
REO Speedwagon is playing live on Direct TV. there's only one person besides myself that would truly appreciate this and they're missing it. did i mention i am taping it?
Jesse Schlarb US Tour hits Mansfield, OHIO this weekend. are you ready for the 21st century's version of rape, pillage,and plunder? by this i am referring to the Greek Festival and the Chili cook-off. togas, check. mustaches, check.
Thursday, May 15, 2003
around here my sun rises at 7AM.
around here we don't eat, we snack.
around here you don't jump nigga, you move!
first there was one BUTTHOLE bird flying up to our kitchen window and hitting it. now there is another BUTTHOLE bird except he/she is a whole lot uglier. Mr. Peter Fonda*, where are you when i need you the most?!?!
* - denotes the undisputed champion tomcat of former Fern St. glory
around here we don't eat, we snack.
around here you don't jump nigga, you move!
first there was one BUTTHOLE bird flying up to our kitchen window and hitting it. now there is another BUTTHOLE bird except he/she is a whole lot uglier. Mr. Peter Fonda*, where are you when i need you the most?!?!
* - denotes the undisputed champion tomcat of former Fern St. glory
Wednesday, May 14, 2003
so sorry, but i was on a blogger vacation; getting my life in order, spending quality time with the fam, etc. the mower was set at 3" yesterday, up 1" from last week's setting of 2". the 3" setting was necessary so that it could accomodate unusually high grass as well as taking into consideration the lawnmower's opearating capacity.
let us give marky janca credit for selling me on the benefits of a PlayStation2. well, i think dad's tv helps things out a lot too.
fern street has been closed for life shall we look back and say, "boy are we gonna miss you"? NO. Fern St itself was ass in residence form. keith's new place, Dorothy is nicer in my opinion. for all of those that failed to witness Fern St, you so missed out.
let us give marky janca credit for selling me on the benefits of a PlayStation2. well, i think dad's tv helps things out a lot too.
fern street has been closed for life shall we look back and say, "boy are we gonna miss you"? NO. Fern St itself was ass in residence form. keith's new place, Dorothy is nicer in my opinion. for all of those that failed to witness Fern St, you so missed out.
Thursday, May 08, 2003
i can't figure out where to start throwing away Fern St. accumulated trash. let's start in the front and move to the back like the police do. my finals week is better than your finals week. oh yeah? PROVE it.
Wednesday, May 07, 2003
I ate good in THE neighborhood last night with sylvia, melanie, and keith.
i am totally going to miss out on a German girl's birthday party next saturday - i am entertaining Canadians.
i am totally going to miss out on a German girl's birthday party next saturday - i am entertaining Canadians.
Tuesday, May 06, 2003
Monday, May 05, 2003
An uneventful cinco de mustache played host to an entire day of studying, eating pizza, and drinking "Sobe NO FEAR." The day turned out to be quite sunny and pleasant, making it the 2nd niceest day of the week. Also, the FINALS WEEK outfits have been confirmed. Expect to see us wearing the same thing everyday until friday. Could be intense if we fail to curb the sweating
If the cards are played right, i might be in Rochester MC'ing a graduation in June.
Quote of the weekend by Nick Weingarter...
cinco de mayo
nick w.: do you guys celebrate that around here?
us: no.
nick w.: well we do. but then again there are lots of Mayos where i live
If the cards are played right, i might be in Rochester MC'ing a graduation in June.
Quote of the weekend by Nick Weingarter...
cinco de mayo
nick w.: do you guys celebrate that around here?
us: no.
nick w.: well we do. but then again there are lots of Mayos where i live
Sunday, May 04, 2003
today was probably as good as it gets and today got good. spring sing was nice with some southern oration coming from the pulpit. i was able to speak with everyone that i intended to talk to. marianne-mike says the fires on 9/11 were, and i quote, "caused by airplanes." conversation aided by cherry coke, laughs, and blue skies took away all thoughts of finals week and the impending doom to come...
Friday, May 02, 2003
despite being stuck in an hour long traffic jam in the MIDDLE OF NOWHERE, i was able to have a pretty great day thanks to the help of Jordan, Marky, and Kristin. Although they will not be attending the Spring Sing, them being in MFD was terrific. The local chinese embassy/buffet was destroyed. we nearly lost Jordan in doing so. next it was American Eagle where Marky and I proceeded to make fun of everything there. jordan bought some "California" clothes. no comment. kristin imformed me that she wore underwear to the funeral today to be respectful.
Thursday, May 01, 2003
who's the new link on the lefthand side?
oh, that's moby's journal.
i thought you said moby sucks.
well, i did but his journal reads better than anything you've posted.
looking at: May 1st
not doing: mythology extra credit
should be doing: yoga or yogurt
as busy as it was for the dudes on Fern St., i managed to get a movie in titled, Y Tu Mama Tambien. if you have not heard of it don't feel bad - it is a recent independent mexican film. though the movie was good, by this i mean story, acting, cinematography, etc. i had a difficult time with male, pudgy, mexican, youth butt. by the way, it is not a GAY film, nor is it a "movie" that Justin watches.
oh, that's moby's journal.
i thought you said moby sucks.
well, i did but his journal reads better than anything you've posted.
looking at: May 1st
not doing: mythology extra credit
should be doing: yoga or yogurt
as busy as it was for the dudes on Fern St., i managed to get a movie in titled, Y Tu Mama Tambien. if you have not heard of it don't feel bad - it is a recent independent mexican film. though the movie was good, by this i mean story, acting, cinematography, etc. i had a difficult time with male, pudgy, mexican, youth butt. by the way, it is not a GAY film, nor is it a "movie" that Justin watches.
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