this new blogger.com isnt as cool as the older one...
so it's been nearly a week since last post and here's what's happened:
room/door painting the house.
the BIG trip to canada, er, to be more precise, Rochester Hills!
Keith and I made the trip to DET/WIN this past weekend and it was full of firsts. first time swimming in the Udicki pool, sleeping in a Udicki owned home, driving the lesbian mobile, getting my stomach filled with Sleeman's (the joke count with that one is at 25+).
such a great just makes me moving up there even more possible and i now know just how bad kristin wants nelly's boobs.
PS the mix cds are wonderful! daddy's gone crazy
Clouds In My Coffee
Monday, June 30, 2003
Monday, June 23, 2003
i remember waking up to the new Toby Keith & Willie Nelson song beer for my horses every morning on Dixie 105.7 last week. i thought i was living a GROUNDHOG DAY experience but every morning i woke up knowing i wasnt THAT naked the morning before (and after).
ok, Dave Chapelle Show is funny.
ok, Dave Chapelle Show is funny.
Sunday, June 22, 2003
and i go on vacation and have a week of not seeing the Internet. here's what i have observed and determined:
determined:
~the vines' album highly evolved = z z z. bor-ring. this album didnt even make it into the roadtrip soundtrack rotation and it was a 13 hour drive. FATBOY SLIM and MADONNA made the cut.
~sister stephanie, age 12, my antagonist, is a fast reader.
~ there's too many sucky drivers in the state of Virginia
observed:
~the 2003 PROTOTYPE GIRL (only keith will understand this one)
~melissa, sister, age 19 sleep 9-10 hours of one car ride
~ the most " bitchin' " waves ever, personally.
determined:
~the vines' album highly evolved = z z z. bor-ring. this album didnt even make it into the roadtrip soundtrack rotation and it was a 13 hour drive. FATBOY SLIM and MADONNA made the cut.
~sister stephanie, age 12, my antagonist, is a fast reader.
~ there's too many sucky drivers in the state of Virginia
observed:
~the 2003 PROTOTYPE GIRL (only keith will understand this one)
~melissa, sister, age 19 sleep 9-10 hours of one car ride
~ the most " bitchin' " waves ever, personally.
Friday, June 13, 2003
reflection: i need to start dating my sister's college friends to show them what being a TRUE Metzger is.
I must say Ted Leo and the Pharmacists did quite the excellent job last night at the Lime Spider.
I learned:
Ted Leo is a virgo in all but one house
drivng home at 3am is not a good idea
Jacqueline Kish looks too similar to Joan Jett.
lots of band members look like Scotty. i've had Scotty on my mind a lot...
As i've been working the past three days, i've discovered how much fun it is to break things with torches, saws, and sledge hammers. does anything remotely compare to smashing urnials with sledges? NO
I learned:
Ted Leo is a virgo in all but one house
drivng home at 3am is not a good idea
Jacqueline Kish looks too similar to Joan Jett.
lots of band members look like Scotty. i've had Scotty on my mind a lot...
As i've been working the past three days, i've discovered how much fun it is to break things with torches, saws, and sledge hammers. does anything remotely compare to smashing urnials with sledges? NO
Wednesday, June 11, 2003
when ive been asked to work for the company, it's time to do some serious VAN DAMAGE. does anyone realize how cool it is to hit stuff with a sledge hammer and overall breaking stuff b/c that's your job for the day?
it's been nearly a week since the Enemy has been sited with a beard. no one has helped me obtain a hardcopy of the elusive scott weinhardt with the Taliban beard. i want a picture for myself!
Stephanie, age 11, Metzger said recently of Ugly Casanova's sharpen your teeth, "Acoustic, Gay, Techno." is she the next literary great? i hope so. more to be posted later on that.
it's been nearly a week since the Enemy has been sited with a beard. no one has helped me obtain a hardcopy of the elusive scott weinhardt with the Taliban beard. i want a picture for myself!
Stephanie, age 11, Metzger said recently of Ugly Casanova's sharpen your teeth, "Acoustic, Gay, Techno." is she the next literary great? i hope so. more to be posted later on that.
Sunday, June 08, 2003
Jared's diet just crashed
For those who said it was impossible, KEITH FREUND and JASON METZGER did the impossible this afternoon eating a combined four feet of party sub.
With my feat (2'-3" eaten) i deem myself the sole member of the 600 club. a way to celebrate? try a tattoo of a submarine sandwich on each forearm (plus a unicorn being fed by michael jordan in hanes briefs)
For those who said it was impossible, KEITH FREUND and JASON METZGER did the impossible this afternoon eating a combined four feet of party sub.
With my feat (2'-3" eaten) i deem myself the sole member of the 600 club. a way to celebrate? try a tattoo of a submarine sandwich on each forearm (plus a unicorn being fed by michael jordan in hanes briefs)
Saturday, June 07, 2003
in response to keith's equi-trivia, keith forgot:
HORSES CAN:
~sense heat and pizza with their tails (note the constant swishing)
~like coffee such as cappuchino but NOT frappachino (the ice cubes don't crush easily in mouth)
~bite faces
~walk and poop, but cannot walk and pee (keith was wrong about the peeing)
it's a real pity we didnt see any REAL cowboy action like jumping off a 15 ft roof and tackle a runaway horse. that wouldve been cool.
HORSES CAN:
~sense heat and pizza with their tails (note the constant swishing)
~like coffee such as cappuchino but NOT frappachino (the ice cubes don't crush easily in mouth)
~bite faces
~walk and poop, but cannot walk and pee (keith was wrong about the peeing)
it's a real pity we didnt see any REAL cowboy action like jumping off a 15 ft roof and tackle a runaway horse. that wouldve been cool.
Friday, June 06, 2003
i found myself driving to CLB this morning not expecting to encounter the very typical college life. thirty minutes on campus did not help shelf the OSU/Campus Life stereotype. a loud immature black girl on the elevator, melissa's roommate (my princess) still sleeping at 11am, PLAYBOY on the floor of the girls' dorm room (is it you on the cover?), and following a jeep WRANGLER blasting DMB (dave matthews band). it was all so not worth the trip down.
i did win a $70,000 celica rally car in GT3: a-spec today. who will i pass my PS2 legacy on to?
i did win a $70,000 celica rally car in GT3: a-spec today. who will i pass my PS2 legacy on to?
Thursday, June 05, 2003
daddy, the picture's crooked...
when you wake up at noon, there's not much to say other than a colourful expletive. try to mow the lawn, hang a picture and a mirror before mom comes home.
highlights:
3-1/2 mugs of coffee in one sitting
not needed to work the little league concession - spent time looking at interior decorating books at B&N
12" chipolte steak subway
friday means hauling lil' sis aka "the nuclear threat" to columbus to get big sis
MORE BYRON NEWS
living at the munthers is fun "they like me... i work"
WE HAVE ANNIVERSARY!
Sunday, January 05, 2003
you're still all that matters to me...
well girls....i broke the rule. scotty and i are offically going out. so that would make him my boyfriend. ha. umm...and i know that this means that i'm not allowed in our group, but i would still love to hang out with you all. umm, i've pretty much only been his girlfriend for a day. haha...but oh well. he asked me out last night. (i feel like such the school girl right now). we were just talking for a while, and then he asked me where we stand right now. and i told him that i didn't know...so we began to talk about it.(mind you this whole time i was majorly freaking out on him...just ask teresa). and after talking about it, he finally asked. it's still very weird to me...very weird. but i don't think much will change. he's still very cute, and i don't know how to handle it all of the time. and he likes me alot...which i don't really understand, but i'm just going to go with it. so that's that. girls don't have too much fun at school, and teresa don't have too much fun at work. okay, i must go and pack now so i can see him. yipee skippie...
posted by becky at 11:47 PM*
* - source: http://singlesclub.blogspot.com
when you wake up at noon, there's not much to say other than a colourful expletive. try to mow the lawn, hang a picture and a mirror before mom comes home.
highlights:
3-1/2 mugs of coffee in one sitting
not needed to work the little league concession - spent time looking at interior decorating books at B&N
12" chipolte steak subway
friday means hauling lil' sis aka "the nuclear threat" to columbus to get big sis
MORE BYRON NEWS
living at the munthers is fun "they like me... i work"
WE HAVE ANNIVERSARY!
Sunday, January 05, 2003
you're still all that matters to me...
well girls....i broke the rule. scotty and i are offically going out. so that would make him my boyfriend. ha. umm...and i know that this means that i'm not allowed in our group, but i would still love to hang out with you all. umm, i've pretty much only been his girlfriend for a day. haha...but oh well. he asked me out last night. (i feel like such the school girl right now). we were just talking for a while, and then he asked me where we stand right now. and i told him that i didn't know...so we began to talk about it.(mind you this whole time i was majorly freaking out on him...just ask teresa). and after talking about it, he finally asked. it's still very weird to me...very weird. but i don't think much will change. he's still very cute, and i don't know how to handle it all of the time. and he likes me alot...which i don't really understand, but i'm just going to go with it. so that's that. girls don't have too much fun at school, and teresa don't have too much fun at work. okay, i must go and pack now so i can see him. yipee skippie...
posted by becky at 11:47 PM*
* - source: http://singlesclub.blogspot.com
Wednesday, June 04, 2003
Georg Pfeiffer
+
The Cold Warrior
+
Graduation
+
Drinking Beer with Rich Pfeiffer
that should add up to one fine first half of the week in Windsor. what still eludes me is Beard + Scotty, or b + S. if anyone can help me solve that equation please contact me!
props are given to the Izgherians for putting up with me, Kristin for the Hello Kitty, Nelly for the books, Ana for finishing school, Marky for the rugburn and cracked fibula.
+
The Cold Warrior
+
Graduation
+
Drinking Beer with Rich Pfeiffer
that should add up to one fine first half of the week in Windsor. what still eludes me is Beard + Scotty, or b + S. if anyone can help me solve that equation please contact me!
props are given to the Izgherians for putting up with me, Kristin for the Hello Kitty, Nelly for the books, Ana for finishing school, Marky for the rugburn and cracked fibula.
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