Wednesday, July 30, 2003

Tereza Katanic makes good pancakes but still thinks TARAN-TULAS are non-deadly. she also plays very dumb when you ask her about Magnesium Sulfide.

Flat tires can ruin a record. we were going to be home in under an hour before that MF rear tire blew.

I got my Lomo ActionSampler pictures back today. can you believe an entire roll turned out? too bad only half of them are real keepers.

Tuesday, July 29, 2003

i just took a giant weight off my shoulders and i feel like a new person. when i told them (singular) they could "Keep the dog" it's a pretty clear signal that relations have been severed. i'm feeling hotter than hot right now and nobody has a clue as to what i am talking about.

well i forgot to talk about the so-called After Camp that went down in MFD sunday night. two words: GHOST TOWN
it was both very sad and disappointing to notice a great deal of missing persons. 2 people from CA, 2 people from AZ, nobody from Akron. don't tell me we all are starting to grow-up?

movies on the horizon = One Hour Photo and Waiting For Guffman

music on the soundsystem (i am not copying keith) = AC/DC, Ben Folds Five, George Strait, Cat Power, Common, Spinal Tap, Roger Miller.

sarah says, "are you posting that I'm the shit? haha. b/c you know I am?"

i don't know sarah. you go to BGSU.

Monday, July 28, 2003

find o' the day was break like the wind by SPINAL TAP at the local library
i had a good meeting with the bank VP today and it looks like i have the opportunity to possibly get that internship i so desire.
and all of those who went to Cedar Point today: suckers!
my week looks good b/c rumour has it that i may not be working at all and Tereza is making supper wednesday

Saturday, July 26, 2003

depending on how YOU look at it, i am either a big jerk OR a man that likes to spend a quiet evening at home

so i decline the invite to go par-tay it up in AKron and hundreds of people that i never talk to. i'll do that tomorrow when the travelling party/carnival comes to my town, MFD

these days my sore throat commands coffee and my heart belongs to LANCE ARMSTRONG.

take Landon off of BabySitter's Club

Thursday, July 24, 2003

now accepting credit cards and potato skins

after a six day, five night trek through the ontario province i am hope and ALIVE.
i learned that people actually like, or at least tolerate both KEITH and myself. i do extend my thanks to the following families:
1,2,3 Weinhardt households
the Udicki's
1,2 Pfeiffers houses
Izgherians

beware of scotty's right eye and his Magnesium Sulfide bite. yi-yi-yikes!
if i can get marky and jordan to my house tomorrow i think we hold the key to victory. victory in numbers

Thursday, July 17, 2003

emotions are mixed on this one.
i can't think of a good/clean joke right now either.

i thought taking the black dog named Abby on the bike trail* to get some exercise would be a good idea. boy was i WRONG. after a good scare and the fear of heat exhaustion, Abby is ok but still a bit of a chub-chub.

*- my sister's idea but i went along with it.

Wednesday, July 16, 2003

steve miller band while washing a car called Focus

talking to nelly poolside

fixing a john deere to make $15

dying to talk with ANA to iron out some much needed details about the weekend.

since marky won't use EMAiL, i tell him this: we accept your invite to stay at Chateau Janca. people from michigan say Rochester Hills is quite the delight on a FRIDAY night. look for us there, but look real close. no, closer.

keith says he's family too, scotty.

Tuesday, July 15, 2003

fear is a darkroom where the devil develops his negatives

~ gary busey


painting doors, listen to Dokken.

Sunday, July 13, 2003

if marky is planning a trip to KIT this weekend, it will sure suck for him. Keith AND I won't be going there until late sunday afternoon. wait, does this mean we can't sleep at his house and invite ourselves over like we didnt do last time?

i say kentucky is pretty slick when it's spent with 30+ Metzgers.

Friday, July 11, 2003

my back has survived the test from these past few days... tearing down a cinder brick wall, block by block; busting drywall; wheelbarrowing. friday arrives for me to mow a lawn or two and then get the family together to set sail for salt lick, kentucky.
i watched "Signs" last night and was really amazed by how good it was. "Sixth Sense" and "Unbreakable" were real disappointments. M Night is batting .333 with me.
how cool is to call people TOLL-FREE? very cool. Goran says i have been ignoring him but we all know it's all about his breath.

Monday, July 07, 2003

to respond to nelly: this so-called JEFF seems to me like a silver fox out for romance. ooh la la + sneaked smooches

nothing can be much more disgusting than washing a fat-laden grill unless you count the season finale of becker.

i actually work (for money) tomorrow, wednesday, and thursday.

kentucky comes friday, saturday, and sunday. KY jelly touchè!

when you clean the barnacles off your mouse, home computing can then be fun again.

to keith: i talked to my mom and she said we're going this weekend. therefore let the exodus begin!

if you don't understand what i just told keith, watch out - especially if you live in that stretch of territory between Windsor and Hamilton. the storm is brewing...

is 12lbs of bbq ribs too much for my family to handle? even when you add corn on the cob and garlic bread? if you thought 9/11 was a disaster, you should've sat at our kitchen table last night.

Saturday, July 05, 2003

NIGLETS
so came the fourth of july, then the fifth. it is now the sixth and i can finally reflcted upon all activities leading up-to and after the holiday.
that oh-so-great city known as Columbus held their firworks on the third (i cant type so give me a break,.kid). it was cool until downtown turned into a something resembling a scene from blackhawk down. picture this: standing on a crowded city street filled with familes and then a group of a hundred+ urban youth comes hurling yur direction knocking over people including lawncares and baby strollers. pissed me off because all of this happened THREE times and during the fireworks. black kids shouldnt be allowed to wear throwbacks and have guns.

on the fourth GF (aka 50 GF) invited his family up to the lake (i filled in for byron). pete munther attended too (he added class and an aura of mystique). picture three boys packed onto one waverunner on choppy lake erie. that picture equates to a sore jaw and sore groins. save the jokes for yourself.

fifth gives me a wakeup time of 11AM and the movie pass it forward. i played 18 today and received free golf tips from the DAVE. i should be able to outdrive him he says...

PS i am not dead, but scotty did dodge the grim reaper. scotty, you have a driver's license - you dont need to race mopeds anymore.