Clouds In My Coffee
Tuesday, September 30, 2003
Monday, September 29, 2003
ANA: please do not get the RX-8. i'd like you live on this earth for another few years at least. be reasonable and get the WRX or something that will actually be cool and drive good in the winter.
odds of wrecking new car: 5-1
odds of wrecking new car: 5-1
i know i should be doing something very worthwhile right now, but for some reason i dont want to do anything, even school.
alas, i must go to school, i must take responsibility for my actions, i must pay my visa bill.
as for you, my weekend was quite great despite it's ups and downs. the Tigers game friday night was nice. Comerica Park is super nice. oh, we got free parking too. IN YOUR FACE JACOB'S FIELD!
Marky's NASCAR-ish car accident wasn't cool when i heard the news, but upon hearing that he was untouched and healthy, the jokes started.
PS MARKY: i'd really like to get a print of the aerostar picture.
saturday i felt quite at home playing Madden 2003 with Marky and Rich.
Marky and I picked walnuts. Kid Caesar picked apples.
actually watched SLAMBALL this weekend. line of the night...the man is a meat eating pterodactyl.
it was a Marky/Jason weekend.
alas, i must go to school, i must take responsibility for my actions, i must pay my visa bill.
as for you, my weekend was quite great despite it's ups and downs. the Tigers game friday night was nice. Comerica Park is super nice. oh, we got free parking too. IN YOUR FACE JACOB'S FIELD!
Marky's NASCAR-ish car accident wasn't cool when i heard the news, but upon hearing that he was untouched and healthy, the jokes started.
PS MARKY: i'd really like to get a print of the aerostar picture.
saturday i felt quite at home playing Madden 2003 with Marky and Rich.
Marky and I picked walnuts. Kid Caesar picked apples.
actually watched SLAMBALL this weekend. line of the night...the man is a meat eating pterodactyl.
it was a Marky/Jason weekend.
Friday, September 26, 2003
i am driving to the detroit area in 30 minutes.
scotty is driving to the ohio area in 90 minutes.
with pure evil moving faster than a 2002 Ford Focus, at what point in time and place will the two drivers cross paths?*
* - remember, my car is fueled by conventional petroleum; his is oxidized Magnesium Sulfide°3.
answer must be submitted by 4pm.
scotty is driving to the ohio area in 90 minutes.
with pure evil moving faster than a 2002 Ford Focus, at what point in time and place will the two drivers cross paths?*
* - remember, my car is fueled by conventional petroleum; his is oxidized Magnesium Sulfide°3.
answer must be submitted by 4pm.
Thursday, September 25, 2003
Goran, your "trips" to Virginia are fooling NOBODY.
Nelly, i had a LOTR moment last night. my dream was an epic battle of man & elf vs. orc. Not your conventional "last minute allegiance of elf and man" going into Mordor, but more like an epic soccer match (with the killing going on). when i woke up i think the orcs were still winning though the elf/man team was starting to turn it on late.
i had to share.
Nelly, i had a LOTR moment last night. my dream was an epic battle of man & elf vs. orc. Not your conventional "last minute allegiance of elf and man" going into Mordor, but more like an epic soccer match (with the killing going on). when i woke up i think the orcs were still winning though the elf/man team was starting to turn it on late.
i had to share.
tell me again why there seems to be not hot water in the house right now? noon is approaching and i need to get cleaned up in order to greet outside society. post office, bank, lawncare.
apparently Richland Bank doesnt want me as much as i dont want them. Ms. Sharon Freeman, HR director at Richland Bank, are you psychic? could you totally read my vibe that i wasnt paying nearly 50% attention during our interview? oh you're good.
so with Richland Bank, house always wins. i was "competing" with 2 current bank employees for that job, i think i just helped make a quota or at least an affirmative action in action reel.
MARKY:
i am coming to America Jr. tomorrow afternoon. call me tonight or i'll punch your noseface off.
Becky is not even dead as i thought. she turns out to be alive, living in El Americá (that's california), able to make and hold good conversation. take notes people
apparently Richland Bank doesnt want me as much as i dont want them. Ms. Sharon Freeman, HR director at Richland Bank, are you psychic? could you totally read my vibe that i wasnt paying nearly 50% attention during our interview? oh you're good.
so with Richland Bank, house always wins. i was "competing" with 2 current bank employees for that job, i think i just helped make a quota or at least an affirmative action in action reel.
MARKY:
i am coming to America Jr. tomorrow afternoon. call me tonight or i'll punch your noseface off.
Becky is not even dead as i thought. she turns out to be alive, living in El Americá (that's california), able to make and hold good conversation. take notes people
Tuesday, September 23, 2003
the biggest problem i am facing these days is trying to re-ignite a sputtering Steeler offense. granted Der Werewolf was out in Game 2, but the Symphony of Steel has only managed a meager 25 points in the last two weeks. Encyclopedia Brown needs to find his open receivers and Der Werwolf needs to hit the holes (he's back from the tummy strain), an 8-7 win over the Titans is not acceptable.
in non-Madden 2001 news, i awoke at noon today to wash a dog and hang some blinds. it was nice and cool outside which led to some soccer practice in the backyard. when you're Mom buys you Subway for dinner, you listen.
Supposed HS reunion pictures will be mailed to me soon. expect to see some here.
in non-Madden 2001 news, i awoke at noon today to wash a dog and hang some blinds. it was nice and cool outside which led to some soccer practice in the backyard. when you're Mom buys you Subway for dinner, you listen.
Supposed HS reunion pictures will be mailed to me soon. expect to see some here.
Friday, September 19, 2003
1. jason a metzger
2. ana udicki
3. nelly udicki
4. marc janca
High School Reunion, year 5:
venue - sandals bar & grill: C
music: C
people minus the local barflies: A
a lot of girls from HS got fat. ok, i said it, it's out in the open. i didnt lie about myself nor did i sport the mustache. i know, it was a MUSTACHE, a good one too, but i didnt feel like being "CRAZY JASON FROM HIGHSCHOOL" its 2+AM and i am typing this sober while talking to Goran about HOW the south lost the civil war and WHY i think he shouldnt dress and act like General Lee and more like General Custer
venue - sandals bar & grill: C
music: C
people minus the local barflies: A
a lot of girls from HS got fat. ok, i said it, it's out in the open. i didnt lie about myself nor did i sport the mustache. i know, it was a MUSTACHE, a good one too, but i didnt feel like being "CRAZY JASON FROM HIGHSCHOOL" its 2+AM and i am typing this sober while talking to Goran about HOW the south lost the civil war and WHY i think he shouldnt dress and act like General Lee and more like General Custer
Thursday, September 18, 2003
why:
can i not wake up early like i used to?
do i really enjoy listened to AM radio (760 AM)?
does my wrist feel like it's broken?
can't a hurricane wreak havoc on canada? please?
TO KEITH:
you are a butthole. my MOM does have an OBX sticker on her van.
I AM:
looking for a job at Kohl's department store
going to watch Scarface for the first time ever.
Goran:
think more chicken quesadill-ios or buffalo wings, not riblets.
can i not wake up early like i used to?
do i really enjoy listened to AM radio (760 AM)?
does my wrist feel like it's broken?
can't a hurricane wreak havoc on canada? please?
TO KEITH:
you are a butthole. my MOM does have an OBX sticker on her van.
I AM:
looking for a job at Kohl's department store
going to watch Scarface for the first time ever.
Goran:
think more chicken quesadill-ios or buffalo wings, not riblets.
Wednesday, September 17, 2003
Reasons why Goran goes to Richmond, VA every other weekend:
1. participate in Civil War re-enactments.
2. looking for love
3. 1/2 appetizer's at Applebee's
4. Hott NASCAR action
Marky, i am not coming to town this weekend. NEXT weekend. this weekend my former high school classmates meet the NEW mustache metzger
1. participate in Civil War re-enactments.
2. looking for love
3. 1/2 appetizer's at Applebee's
4. Hott NASCAR action
Marky, i am not coming to town this weekend. NEXT weekend. this weekend my former high school classmates meet the NEW mustache metzger
Tuesday, September 16, 2003
September 15th, Madden 2001 Football season 3 kicked off.
led by quarterback, Encyclopedia Brown, the new Steelers beat the Ravens 44-7
winning was on a bitter note however. star halfback, Der Werewolf was injured in the last play of the game, rendering him physically unable to perform for the next three weeks.
some highlights however... WR/CB Heatwave had two sacks and two touchdowns.
i talked to ana today and that was a plus.
last night was spent on Dorthy Street sippin brews for keith's 21st.
i couldnt find a parking spot this afternoon, hence ending my decision to go into the university and sort out some personal business.
led by quarterback, Encyclopedia Brown, the new Steelers beat the Ravens 44-7
winning was on a bitter note however. star halfback, Der Werewolf was injured in the last play of the game, rendering him physically unable to perform for the next three weeks.
some highlights however... WR/CB Heatwave had two sacks and two touchdowns.
i talked to ana today and that was a plus.
last night was spent on Dorthy Street sippin brews for keith's 21st.
i couldnt find a parking spot this afternoon, hence ending my decision to go into the university and sort out some personal business.
Friday, September 12, 2003
Keith and I
Terminator 2 + Star Wars Trilogy + Truman Show = Matrix 2
T2 + St(sub 3) + ts = M2
- my equation for tonight's showing of the horrible, let me say, HORRIBLE Matrix: Reloaded
granted i did turn a profit on this wasted evening at the dollar theatre ($1.50 admission yielded at least $3.00 revenue of sarcastic commentary). oh did i mention that this was a Freund-Metzger double generation movie night? our dad's attended with us (my dad says it was for him to get comfortable with the Rand before the Reality Show*)
* denotes the Reality Series featuring the Timbertop Dad's: Phil (lamp), Randy (freund), Dave (metzger). you knew how keith justin and i did for 1.5 years at TT, think about how the 3 dads will do for only 8 weeks!
Terminator 2 + Star Wars Trilogy + Truman Show = Matrix 2
T2 + St(sub 3) + ts = M2
- my equation for tonight's showing of the horrible, let me say, HORRIBLE Matrix: Reloaded
granted i did turn a profit on this wasted evening at the dollar theatre ($1.50 admission yielded at least $3.00 revenue of sarcastic commentary). oh did i mention that this was a Freund-Metzger double generation movie night? our dad's attended with us (my dad says it was for him to get comfortable with the Rand before the Reality Show*)
* denotes the Reality Series featuring the Timbertop Dad's: Phil (lamp), Randy (freund), Dave (metzger). you knew how keith justin and i did for 1.5 years at TT, think about how the 3 dads will do for only 8 weeks!
Thursday, September 11, 2003
i thought September 11th would never come!
have you seen Ground Zero? it's a mess. tear it down, tear it all down. put up a Coconuts Records or a Pizza Hut. do something with that land.
i found myself recruited into moving a sibling into her new college house today in Columbus. the only pluses of this are: Baja Fresh (free) and two cute (female)roommates of my sister. i must've looked like a hero lugging a mattress and boxspring up a fire escape!
have you seen Ground Zero? it's a mess. tear it down, tear it all down. put up a Coconuts Records or a Pizza Hut. do something with that land.
i found myself recruited into moving a sibling into her new college house today in Columbus. the only pluses of this are: Baja Fresh (free) and two cute (female)roommates of my sister. i must've looked like a hero lugging a mattress and boxspring up a fire escape!
Tuesday, September 09, 2003
driving home from Akron late last night i realized that while listening to Dio (not DIDO), yes, i can be invincible. i drove home in a dream state mezmerized by such songs as "holy diver", "sacred children", "hide in the rainbow", "lock up the wolves", etc. how exactly did i end up on I-76 east? beats me. i was listening to Jimi Hendrix at that time.
Monday, September 08, 2003
i don't like the looks of the new Blogger.com format.
the weekend of PURE gluttony is over. i've seen my share of Italian and Applebee food. the constant reminder is downstairs - a platter of riblets, uneaten, biding their time until they meat their ultimate DOOM. +5 pts. for the unintentional play on words!
PS. there is no way i can be sure Goran won't steal the riblets.
sidenote -If Mark Janca calls you up at 11PM, leaving an "urgent" voicemail, make sure he isnt just calling to get cheat codes for Tiger Woods Golf
the weekend of PURE gluttony is over. i've seen my share of Italian and Applebee food. the constant reminder is downstairs - a platter of riblets, uneaten, biding their time until they meat their ultimate DOOM. +5 pts. for the unintentional play on words!
PS. there is no way i can be sure Goran won't steal the riblets.
sidenote -If Mark Janca calls you up at 11PM, leaving an "urgent" voicemail, make sure he isnt just calling to get cheat codes for Tiger Woods Golf
Saturday, September 06, 2003
problem:
last night's dinner at TGIFriday's spent having to watch a 30 something-dennis the menace looking dude canoodle with his younger date over margaritas, a house salad, and a bowl of soup at the table across from me. NOT COOL, in fact i felt very sad for this guy with a horrible sublime-ish sun tattoo on his leg.
i have a wedding to attend in 2 hours. this does not help my NO WEDDING policy very much. then again, it does support my FREE FOOD policy 100%.
needed: a temporary job FAST and a new lawn mower or herd of grazing cattle.
last night's dinner at TGIFriday's spent having to watch a 30 something-dennis the menace looking dude canoodle with his younger date over margaritas, a house salad, and a bowl of soup at the table across from me. NOT COOL, in fact i felt very sad for this guy with a horrible sublime-ish sun tattoo on his leg.
i have a wedding to attend in 2 hours. this does not help my NO WEDDING policy very much. then again, it does support my FREE FOOD policy 100%.
needed: a temporary job FAST and a new lawn mower or herd of grazing cattle.
Wednesday, September 03, 2003
to nelly: nelly, if i had any thing worth writing about, you would be receiving many an email.
dinner tonight was nothing fancy; Long John Silvers. ew, gross. that's what YOU would say, not me. i love fish and when a man has a hankerin' for fish you better step aside.
10AM thursday morning is JAASON vs. THE MAN: Richland Bank, Interview One.
AND watching the Godfather (pt.1) is a pretty great thing, guinea whop goomba
dinner tonight was nothing fancy; Long John Silvers. ew, gross. that's what YOU would say, not me. i love fish and when a man has a hankerin' for fish you better step aside.
10AM thursday morning is JAASON vs. THE MAN: Richland Bank, Interview One.
AND watching the Godfather (pt.1) is a pretty great thing, guinea whop goomba
Monday, September 01, 2003
yes, the dream i had last night was spookily an epic saga. not fragmented but built more like a logical story. characters included but not limited too:
Jordan Izgherian (working somewhere on the 402)
Nathan Jankov
a Duck
my Dad
my Uncle Tom (make all the cabin jokes you want, they arent funny)
i forget most of what happened, but rest assure, i woke up thinking, wow, what a well-composed dream
AND
sunday night's fencing act using anabela's hat was well received by everyone except anabela. damage points: 10
Jordan Izgherian (working somewhere on the 402)
Nathan Jankov
a Duck
my Dad
my Uncle Tom (make all the cabin jokes you want, they arent funny)
i forget most of what happened, but rest assure, i woke up thinking, wow, what a well-composed dream
AND
sunday night's fencing act using anabela's hat was well received by everyone except anabela. damage points: 10
weekend highlights: RIB-FEST at Metzger Haus and LOTR, Two Towers
weekend lowlights: RAIN, Maja's belittling of marky, ana, nelly, and i.
i was all set to write up a storm this evening but the words have failed to appear. on the horizon however, i see Udickis coming to the block party, Munthers this week, and a job interview.
i had my hopes up early this weekend about First Merit and a job with them - that is if i want a career in either Columbus or Dayton. i'm not that close to dying to accept those terms.
weekend lowlights: RAIN, Maja's belittling of marky, ana, nelly, and i.
i was all set to write up a storm this evening but the words have failed to appear. on the horizon however, i see Udickis coming to the block party, Munthers this week, and a job interview.
i had my hopes up early this weekend about First Merit and a job with them - that is if i want a career in either Columbus or Dayton. i'm not that close to dying to accept those terms.
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