Like Dinosaurs, but with fur

Saturday, February 28, 2004

REVISED EDITOR'S ADDENDUM TO SCRABBLE:

In the case that a tie between two or more parties occurs at the end of regulation, the party wearing cowboy boots is determined the winner.

Should two or more of the tied parties be wearing cowboy boots, a shin kicking contest shall determine winner.

I was so relieved to learn that technical ruling because last night at the Freund Manner, Jessica J Jaeger and myself tied in regulation time Scrabble. Fortunately I was the one wearing cowboy boots.*

* - if you are wondering, "why didn't Keith win, I thought he was an English major?" My answer is that he had one too many Spanish Harlem's which ultimately led to his self-demise.

Thursday, February 26, 2004

Does watching 8 minutes worth of The Bachelorette before I am forced to leave the room make me any more or less of a man?*

Getting a check in the mail for over $400 tells me that it really does pay to drive all over OHIO for training. Let's keep in mind my total personal expenses for driving over a thousand miles in three weeks (last month) were less than $100. I am not the mathamatique, but...

For those all in wonder, Nelly and I have patched things over and found a few laughs in the process talking about being sick this week and how Teacher, Please! is an incredibly funny name for a tv show.

* - The gayness totally overwhelmed me after only 8 minutes. How can you honestly look at me and millions of additional lame-o's on live television and tell me that this the "man of your dreams" because he simply out schmoozed a dozen lesser buttholes?

Tuesday, February 24, 2004

I can't think of anyone to make fun of today.

I did manage to get the half day off due to a meeting in Canton, OH as well as not be physically assaulted while I slept on Dorothy St.

From this day forth my Focus shalled be marked with the moniker "PANZER"

Friday, February 20, 2004

Code # 345.1a

Should Nelly Udicki mention anime in a web log, everyone else is allowed to do so for the 24 hrs upon her post time.

I saw a pretty hot anime movie for sale at BestBuy last weekend. It was titled, Sweat Detectives and I was immediately lost as to where the plot line would take me IF i were to break down and rent/buy it. Kinda like Justin and Party Plane

Thursday, February 19, 2004

remind me why i am sitting at a desk at 6pm? IF I RAN my own office, my doors close at 5. i dont have it in me to even become a workaholic. alcoholic perhaps.

Wednesday, February 18, 2004

In my dream last night, Keith admitted to being killed on level 2 in Tom Raider III. i didnt know how to take the news initially, but i became more concerned with Lindsay White telling me that i was no longer fun. Remember, this was a dream but i am not very fun when the money runs out.

Last weekend i was thankful for:
Not waking up next to a Janca
Holding my siz-zurp
Alien Resurrection AND Winona Ryder not dying.*

Keith: JFK was a vampire.

* - the android bit was a hot touch.

Friday, February 13, 2004

Also of Note:
Akron, Ohio has joined Jackson, Mississippi in terms of the housing market's most-declined-home-value over the past twelve months (5.3 percent (%)). Jackson fell 5.4 percent (%). This leads me to believe the news of me leaving the Akron area last year and my eventual departure caused the decline. Do you have a better explaination?

I think the red sweater worked - I got Valentine's Day goodies ( not Miguel Gonzales' "BIG GOODIES") and a good-bye card. Thinking about it, perhaps is was the pizza that brought all this good will towards Jason

MF Pizza Today!

Although I DO like Marky, I find it a tad bit girly that he cries whenever he misses his lame-o teenage night soap, The OC. Marky save those remarks for your Oprah Book Club message board and I think I'll be getting into fisticuffs with you on Saturday stemming from an argument over the exact cause of death for BOTH Bartyles & James.

~ I'm not sure about my dream involving Serena (Venus?) Williams last night.

I'm wearing a red sweater in the office today to emotionally seduce the tellers

Ladies say, "50 you hot"

Thursday, February 12, 2004

more restaurants need bunny waitresses.

Wednesday, February 11, 2004

let me tell you it's quite weird laying on a bed of lights in the nude...especially when you have to "flip"...but i'm liking the results, so i'll keep it up till saturday. - Becky Nenadov

Becky, welcome to the world of being Prince, Micheal Jackson, and Paris Hilton.

Today's office climate was fairly bland except for the "suspected" MURDERER* that came in to apply for a cash-out refinance.

And when Marky comments about Nelly's party being this friday, I have only this to tell Nelly,
" your party is saturday."

* - People, I do not make this stuff up. This dude may or may not have killed his own father for the insurance money.

Monday, February 09, 2004

Only this could be said about the Grammys...

At least Weird Al Yankovic won for his album, "Poodle Hat."

Friday, February 06, 2004

According to MSN.com...

~The VFW is mad at Kid Rock?
~Is Brittney the next Bond girl?

Now I am not sure what struck me more odd this evening. Could it be the fact that I almost ran over Tracy Bond in the parking lot of OfficeMax, the fact that she used the term "Blog" * in our 2 minute conversation, or the fact that see said she came across my own blog. For those not in the "know," Tracy Bond is an old friend from high school that i have not seen nor heard of i near five years. Yes, I was surprised at seeing her but at the same time, delighted. Let's also remember Tracy Bond was one of the cooler friends from high school.

* - note: the blog came up when she somehow stumbled upon Keith's blogger and therefore was directed to mine.

Thursday, February 05, 2004

JACK OSBOURNE AHHHHH!

just kidding, i always get a smile from the Nedelkjevixaxcs no matter how much they don't like me.

Monday, February 02, 2004

I can honestly say that when i can check my email and read bloggers in under 5 minutes, I've hit rock-bottom in Internet terms.

Clouds In My Coffee