It was the weekend of broken glass.
Friday night, the douches at Applebee's broke three glass while we tried to dine. One of those glasses happened to mine and I was the one who was picking glass out of my crouch. The waiter said, " we won't charge you for the broken glass, haha." Sunnovanitch should've given me the margarita free (it wasn't spectacular either, even though it was BLUE)
I logged an amazing 14 hours of sleep Saturday night.
I bought a tent on Sunday.
Look for me in Windsor, CA this weekend, thinking: Friday evening.
I'm trying not to totally freak out these next two weeks of Ohio Living.
Clouds In My Coffee
Monday, February 28, 2005
Thursday, February 24, 2005
It's pushing 8pm and I am still awake. I must be feeling better. My bout with "the" flu is all but over. I think I won because I still made it to work (I'm an Iron-Man) and still had an appetite for chocolate chip cookies.
I have also been on the make for mix cds. Some of you should expect a mix SOON. I promise.
Cousin Thad has made a deal with the devil by joining ACE for 4 weeks starting in May. I hope he's just not trying to pad his resumé with the "I did volunteer work saving the planet/hunting Bin Laden during my summer vacation" line. I will make you SWEAT, Thad. Sweat. And you better believe that.
P.S. Truman just won't shut-up about the new Swimsuit Issue! Please also note his eyes can cut glass.

I have also been on the make for mix cds. Some of you should expect a mix SOON. I promise.
Cousin Thad has made a deal with the devil by joining ACE for 4 weeks starting in May. I hope he's just not trying to pad his resumé with the "I did volunteer work saving the planet/hunting Bin Laden during my summer vacation" line. I will make you SWEAT, Thad. Sweat. And you better believe that.
P.S. Truman just won't shut-up about the new Swimsuit Issue! Please also note his eyes can cut glass.

Saturday, February 19, 2005
Recycling does have its perks and a check for $122.60 that proves it.
I wish you could be here to witness my dad (DAVE) watching Soul Train on BET. The song right now is "Get Back" by Ludacris.
I gotta get me some of 'dem boots!
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I wish you could be here to witness my dad (DAVE) watching Soul Train on BET. The song right now is "Get Back" by Ludacris.
I gotta get me some of 'dem boots!

Monday, February 14, 2005
Tuesday, February 08, 2005
My beard has become the Amazon rainforest and my stream of drool embodies the Amazon river.
I surfed my archives and found this gem from April 23rd, 2003:
J: i just read the best story of the semester!
K: really? what's it called?
J: "how to become a writer" by lorrie moore. she wrote it in the 2nd person.
K: there's no such thing as second person.
J: no. then what's between 1st and 3rd?
K: the pitcher's mound
School is for fools.
I surfed my archives and found this gem from April 23rd, 2003:
J: i just read the best story of the semester!
K: really? what's it called?
J: "how to become a writer" by lorrie moore. she wrote it in the 2nd person.
K: there's no such thing as second person.
J: no. then what's between 1st and 3rd?
K: the pitcher's mound
School is for fools.
Friday, February 04, 2005
Talking trash and collecting a paycheck.
That's what my job amounts to these days. I find the more I run my mouth and exchange jabs with my co-workers, the faster and better the day goes.
I'm currently hot to the band Muse, Interpol, and half of the Gwen Stefani album.
And how the heck could I have failed to post this?

Photo: George and myself visiting Margaritaville minus Jimmy Buffet (thankfully)
That's what my job amounts to these days. I find the more I run my mouth and exchange jabs with my co-workers, the faster and better the day goes.
I'm currently hot to the band Muse, Interpol, and half of the Gwen Stefani album.
And how the heck could I have failed to post this?

Photo: George and myself visiting Margaritaville minus Jimmy Buffet (thankfully)