Roy Horn of Siegfried & Roy fame was a spy i am convinced. Tigers have an accute sense of awareness towards espionage activites. Hence when given the "go-ahead" from senior intelligence officials, Montecore, the adorable 7 yr old tiger who had managed to infiltrate the spectacualar Vegas show of lights and magic, executed his take-down assault with extreme prejudice on his "supposed" trainer. It was a failed attempt however, as Roy is expected to survive and Montecore was captured. The CIA has denied any involvement to the attack claiming it was "a terribly unfortunate event."
Montecore was later seen eating Rally's with three unidentified, beared men of middle-asian descent.
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