Last evening I was exposed to the worst music ever. While I was toiling away doing mulch, the neighbors behind me started blaring every horrible song possible:
Jimmy Buffet
Will Smith
a montage of 80's has-beens
the Ataris
the "cha-cha slide"(two hops this time)
Now it would've been tolerated by me if it wasn't being played SO f'n loud. a deer in the woods approached me by saying, "listen, I know hunting season is over, but I am giving you special permission to shoot me. shoot me NOW."
I told the deer if I had two guns we could shoot each other.
This asshole music had been playing for almost 2 hours before I heard a voice. It was the DJ. He was playing a birthday party for a seven-year old.
Being seven is horrible therefore you are entitled to having horrible music played at your birthday party. Happy Birthday.
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